Old programmers never die

Old programmers never die. They just decompile.
Old programmers never die. They just lose their memory.
Old programmers never die. They just byte it.
Old programmers never die. They just get bugged with life.
Old programmers never die. They just go to bits.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just can'tC as well
Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
Old C programmers never die. They are just cast into void*
Old Java programmers never die. They are garbage collected.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.